/int/ - certified time wasters

>>23855
How bout I subject you to these nuts?

This came to me in a dream.

>>23828
> the latest “national consultation” on denying Ukraine EU membership
That's very simple, just repeat after other EU countries: "yes, you're 100% going to be accepted, we're deeply concerned about it, let's schedule a meeting on that question next month or maybe next year".

Recently I came up with a realistic plan how Ukraine could join EU and maybe NATO: Galichina could declare independence in 1991 alongside its ethnic borders. This country would be more political stable because now Galicians (western-Ukrainians) spend a lot of efforts on forcing Russians (eastern-Ukrainians) to speak their language, overthrowing EU-sceptic presidents elected by them and so on. Also such country could be small enough for EU to digest it (rebuild its economy according to their standards, allocate enough funds, etc).

>>23855
I can corroborate. I have a friend who technically is a single child. He gets pissed each time we tell him the same story twice, even if the first time we told it was months or even years ago.

>>23828
I wish we had had a referendum on whether we want to be locked in a room with the likes of Croatia, Cyprus and Hungary back before we anschlussed them.

>>23861
>Xiexie Cat
Is that like a Dankekadse?

>>23864
> back before we anschlussed them.
If we had actually anschlussed them they would behave.

Some girl I vented to about my former relationship a year ago went around and told everyone ex did an abortion to hurt me and left me right after. None of this is true, this is fucked up. It’s been nearly a year and half, more than the entire story, it shouldn’t be haunting me at this point.

>>23848
i worked hard too 5/2 for 12hrs, i want a meal too

>>23881
this surely sounds fucked wtf?

>>23885
It is. Everything was cartoonishly nightmarish in this story, I still live in constant guilt over everything I did. I nearly converted to Christianity to cope, I learned afterwards she did found god herself. Story is so weird and fucked it sounds like it’s made up.

>>23887
sometimes life is scarier than every horror, stay strong ernst! i think you're not entirely guilty despite i don't know the whole picture, how trivial and unhelpful it sounds but time heals

One woman in my house regularly punctures my bicycle tiers. I bet she feels like she's doing god's work when she's doing it, and I bet that she feels I should be grateful that she only punctures my bicycle tiers.

Another woman spreads lies about her (She's a prostitute and a drug addict, which is bullshit), and has an ongoing feud with the janitor, which is why she doesn't sort her waste.

>>23889
>time heals
I hope so. I already forgot a lot, and am way more functional than a year and half ago. Thank you

>>23890
Might wanna put up a cheap webcam and sue her. Also since there are plenty of stories of bikes being stolen out of cellars, one of the reasons my bike is always in my flat. Take that, crazy puncturing bitches.

Since Ernst is a thinker and philosopher, can I expect replies with some thought put into them?

>>23893
I wonder how child C's life would be improved by owning a flute they can't play. It's useless.

>>23893
Not even a question, it's child B. If the flute is taken away from child B, child B will be discouraged from making anything in the future, which would mean less goods for everyone. Child A can pay B to make another flute if it wants to, and child C has no claim to it at all. Even if you go with Utilitarism and say you go for the greatest benefit: The greatest benefit here is products available for everyone, and not gifting goods to an individuum.

I can only assume this is a trick question, and everone who answers A or C will be guillotine'd.

Since no one likes child C, I'll take his side.

>>23894
He can sell it to A or another flute player.

>>23895
Yes, B would be a bit demotivated, but she can get over it.
Meanwhile for C this is a matter of life and death. If he sells the flute, he has a chance of finishing the school, finding a decent job, being a productive member of society. If he doesn't, than he'll have to become a prostitute, contract AIDS, buy and sell drugs, and finally kill and rob people for a next dose.

>>23897
>If he doesn't, than he'll have to become a prostitute, contract AIDS,
Bro, he's poor. Chances are he already has AIDS.

>>23897
>He can sell it to A or another flute player.
I assume the example takes place in a non-monetary economy. There seems to be no way for A to compensate B for the materials and labor and buy the flute. If B has no way of selling the flute to A, why would C be able to sell the flute to A?

>>23900
I like how C doesn't even NEED the flute, he just wants it and claims it would make his life better.
Why and how?
I think he's just a little shithead of the kind that just wants something because another kid has it.

>>23901
True. I think the real solution to this problem is for Kid A and B to use the flute to beat kid C up. They'd have to watch when kid C starts bleeding though, all the AIDS and poverty might be contagious.

>>23902
If A and B beat C to a pulp using a flute, an instrument that is traditionally used with the mouth, while being afraid of HIV maybe they deserve it.

>>23893
What a petty way of trying to justify property "rights". Instead of a common ownership of the flute being proposed, we are asked to either reward the capable with property, reward the owners of the means of production or engage in bourgeois charity and given the flute to some poverty-stricken individual.
I would create a framework for the common ownership in the context of a larger circular economy. For having liberated these children from the zero-sum predatorial nature of capitalist, I would become the first undersecretary of musical instruments. I'd assign the flute in regards to the shared need of musical expression. Any concerns with the distribution of the flute could be directly addressed by the child's mother by visiting the Office of Musical Instruments and playing my meat flute XDDDDDDD

Only true rebels will be as rebellious as me when I am riding the bus without my phone out:

https://fortune.com/article/commuters-latest-return-to-office-rebellion-is-barebacking-and-its-unnerving-fellow-passengers/?itm_source=parsely-api

>>23904
So what you're saying is whatever you're doing you're also not choosing C.

>>23906
Kid C is a left-wing dissenter claiming the people's flute for himself on grounds of his perceived class-struggle. Since you joined him in his efforts, you and kid C formed a conspiracy and should be adequately punished.

>>23907
Thankfully some Ernsts are still vigilant. Thank you for your service.

>>23893
The three could team up to film a suggestive video using the flute as a prop (ugliest kid can hold the camera) and monetize it on the South Korean adult entertainment market. Using the revenue from that, the three could buy more flutes for each of them than they could handle, but what would be the point in doing so? They could buy a violin and bang the flute against it to play flute and violin. Or team up to punish me for having stolen the flute from its maker. Report me to the police. Why do they want the flute so badly, why have I got it, what is my job description, can I refer this case to my superior? Can I keep the flute and play it? What would Jesus do? I am not good with children

>>23918
*themselves, English is hard

In proper english, would I say "the fashion and beauty industry" or "the fashion- and beauty industry"?

I hate myself mongoloid retards and I would love to exterminate them.

I wish I would have taken the bridge day off, well at least I can wfh tomorrow.

>>23893
Child A feels too entitled. No flute for her and I take one of her other toys away as a lesson. Child B made sonething they have no use for once the creative process had finished. Truly an artist. She keeps the flute. Child C needs to learn the value of hard work. I ask chlid B to teach him how to make his own flute.

>>23905
Strange thing that people assume someone not looking at a screen is doing nothing. Inner monologues exist.

>>23920
The first one.

>>23923
Some people do not have an inner monologue. Science claims they are still fully conscious and not retarded, either. I have doubts.

>>23921 has a fully conscious inner mongoloid.

Climate tipping points have been reached, governments are collapsing, food systems are collapsing! This will only accelarate! You know that each and every one of you will die, right? Do you think you can survive longer by being good sheeple and licking the spit of your capitalist overlords? LOL. STUPID SHEEPLE.

Would you rather have no inner monologue or hearing voices?

>debate over inner monologues
you are all schizo. maybe address real issues that exist in the real world? no, it's all about what's going on inside your pathetic little heads. lol what pathetic incel shitlords

>>23930
My post was more subtle and subversive

>>23929
Would the voices constantly give excellent actionable advice and boost my self-esteem? Can I choose my favourite seiyuu?

>>23930
that post gave me the schiz

>>23930
>maybe address real issues that exist in the real world
Maybe... someone should... address... these matters?

>>23930
This is /int/, sir. Nobody here ever addresses any real world issues.

>>23935
Then maybe get out from behind your screen and do something useful, once in your life?

>>23936
... he said, posting on /int/.

Tech is a predominantly white predominantly male field, and many of the white men are also libertarians or capitalists. It's particularly bad in software development. I think only emotionally stunted immature people with power fantasies are even interested in software development, and only massive shitlords are able to use the programming language, which was invented by racist sexist men in the 1950s. This is why all software reproduces racism and sexism, and it is why it can be only be useful in capitalism. It also pushes the frail fee-fees of emotionally immature white men on wymyn and pocs, who are forced to do the emotional labor for white men who wrote the software. Many of these shitlords are so disturbed, it isn't enough for them to force their personal trauma on others by using software as a vehicle, they are violent psychopaths, who sooner or later seek other forms of harming wymyn and minorities.

Famous programmer Hans Reiser committed femicide. The software program he created is called ReiserFS. It doesn't occur to the other shitlords to change the name. They don't care how triggering it is for wymyn to use the software program of this murderer that even carries his name.

Sexist shitlord Ian Murdock appropriated the first syllable of his then partner's name for his software program Debian. He literally stole their name! Do you think he and the other shitlords ever changed the name after the relationship ended? They still call it Debian! Also, he is an insane racist who attacked his non-white neighbours and called them slurs, and he even was arrested. Do you think that would be a reason for the other white shitlords to change the name of the software program, so it isn't any longer names after a sexist and racist? Certainly not! That's because they are shitlords!

Insane maniac John MVaffee created a software program named after himself, then ran an murdered someone in Latin America and ran a drug lab. You can still buy the software program names after John McAfee.

The shitlords all name the software programs they produce after themselves, they see it as an extension of their selves. This is why software is dripping with racism and sexism and can hardly be used by women and pocs! It's a natural result of software being created by bigoted white men!

rember guys, don't feed the schizo

>>23893
A is virtue ethics.
B is dialectical materialism
And C is just retardation.

>>23895
Conversely you can say A gives that greatest benefit to all because they can make music and thus spiritually enrich the life of all the others.