/int/ - certified time wasters

>>20526
🤓

sportschan is pretty good if you can handle the banter.
>pic related
their /h/ board actually has hobbies/tips/etc on it, rather than trolls trolling trolls. endchan isnt bad despite being as slow as it is.

>>20247
Most chan sites I've been on are dead no PPH and I make a thread and come back 2 years later to see it was the last thread created with maybe 3 replies

The chan federation needs to be like the mythological beast the Hydra to slice of one head (defunt one site) only creates two more heads

4chan is suffering from success so many people are on there that they get offended by my 4chan personality I feel alienated for being a Nazi on my own website

I've met people in real life who have gone on the more popular boards many times like b or mu

Had a very weird dream, and very disturbing.
First I was in Spain or somesuch where I wanted to sleep at an inn. I had to climb through a window.
Then it was dinner with parents, but for some reason the food took very long for some while others were already finished.
Then I went to my room and unpacked a gift. It was a blanket with a happy birthday greeting and an explanation about the gift, which was special badges that I needed in spanish winter as a foreigner, and it was in english.
Then I went to attach the badges to my car. It was very snowy, the road was covered. A long WW1-style bayonet was just put into the ground, so I pulled it out and put it under my car to retrieve it later. I also had to change tires or something, though it was only the rubber part and I managed to get them all in the trunk WITH ROOM TO SPARE. Then I laid down next to the car, in the snow, to sleep, but was disturbed by a man taking pictures of me with his phone.
Next I remember I was kidnapped, or got there on my own, in some kind of castle/dungeon. I was part of a group that was apparently torturing and was tortured (the woman giving the introductory speech was saying something like "let's all have fun now") with all kinds of nasty stuff. I remember a woman being suspended over a hot cauldron and her skin "melting" so her upper body was kind of fused together.
I can't remember more because I think that was the moment my alarm went off. I hate these kind of dreams, I want to dream about flying and travelling through space, not this shit.

Getting cockblocked even in my dreams, Ernst-Style:

I was at some event that took place in something like a congress center or airport or mall - multiple levels with escalators, that were connected to something like resort rooms, you know, bungalows with nice gardens.
I was there with colleagues, but not current ones, but former ones, one of which is a rather attractive, tall blonde. She was wearing a sundress, one of my biggest weaknesses.
Anyway, we were strolling around this event and she and I were very close together; the sexual tension was palpable. At one point we stood there and were talking and I was inconspicuously grabbing her ass. She suggested we go somewhere else, so we went. She ran away, in flipflops and I could barely keep track because mine were rather slippery, so I was running like Jackie Chan.
We then arrived at the rooms, but at the roof, so we had to climb down a bunch of rocks on the side of the complex.
Inside her room I was starting to take off my sweaty clothes. I went over to her to kiss her when her friends, or at least a group of women that appeared like such, burst in and wanted to talk, but they seem to have noticed that something was going on. I excused myself to the bathroom while she was trying to get rid of them.
To my surprise the bathroom and kitchen were one single room. The shower (a big one) was on the right side of the door, while a bigger part of the room opened to the left with a dinner table and an entire cooking/dishwashing alcove with about a meter away a toilet. I sat on the toilet because I am a polite guest when a boy came in whom I identified as her little brother. He started talking to me, saying something about eating, and then another guy came in.
And before I could solve this and fugg I woke up.

Nightmare.
My cousin and I were on some university campus, close to where the university related start-ups had their offices. He had some convoluted plan on how to prank a priest, and he would need an Ukrainian phone number for it, he wanted me to set up a voip-system with an Ukrainian phone number to route calls through it. Somehow, this was also a business idea. I didn't quite get it, he calmly explained to me that, in 2002, he had paid a guy outside a soccer game 1500€ for something related to someone's browsing history, as if that would explain anything.

I was then trying to eat in the university cafeteria.
First, I waited to get some cutlery, but everything they brought out was dirty. The cafeteria was buffet-style, and they printed a label with some numbers and matrix code for every item of food that went onto your tablet. Tried to do it right, but there were no soup cups. I had already been waiting for a spoon that was not green with spinach from someones mouth for half an hour, so I put a small amount of soup on a plate, received the label, stuck it on the edge of the plate. Some soup got on the label.

I was already walking to a table and wanted to sit down and eat, then I remembered I would have to pay. Found the checkout in some niche, stood in line for a few minutes. A middle-aged blonde Austrian woman with a giant curly perm and red lipstick straight from hell was sitting at the checkout counter. When it was my turn, she told me. 'Dös kauni enk nöd berechnen, bringens zum auszolln'. Me 'what. ' 'dös kauni enk nöd berechnen, do is suppen auf dem preispapperl, außerdem is dös a dellar. Bringens zum auszolln.' I asked her where I should bring it and she told me 'ZUR AUSZOLL-LINIE'. I asked her what would be payed out (ausbezahlt), she told me 'ausZOLLN, nöd ausZOIN' (to toll-out, not to pay out. The word 'auszollen' does not even exist, afaik). She angrily pointed to a conveyer belt. I put my tablet there and watched it disappear. I woke up while yelling 'tariffs, goddammit, we are at a cafeteria, not at a customs office'. (I actually yelled 'auszolla, herrgotsack, mir sand enra mensa, ed aufam zollamt.')

still confused on why the impolite Austrian woman would ihrz me. Maybe she mistook me for some professor, because of my advanced age.

>>20862
Dreamt I had lost my job and had to get a new university degree to get a new job. To get into uni, I had to re-do my A-levels. Except they had since changed the curriculum and I had to convert Boolean Formula to diagrams. That doesn't exactly sound hard, but they had re-invented boolean logic, too, and there was now a Nonce-Latch-Gate I couldn't get my head around. I overslept on the day of the exam and my mom was very dissapointed.

>>20928
>>20931
>>20932
A win of epic proportions, on the Ernestochannel, starting off the D&D dice rolling storyline under the luckiest of stars? This has been screencapped and will be reposted once this thread falls off the board - which I asssume will happen in a mere few hours, since we are bound to be overrun by gamblers, daring adventurers, soldiers of fortune and hot chicks right away.

>>20933
The traveller knows, as he brought the dice you dork.
I use wisdom shield against your 15 accuracy attack.

RIP IT!

>>20935
Damn, still felt that one.
;_;

>>20936
Instead of doing the wise thing and pulling your upper body back to avoid the mighty pimp hand, you are still pondering your course of action and soon find yourself with a bright red cheek.

I roll for a 10 Intelligence to determine the quality of my taunt:

>>20766
This is why you invest.
Then even playing vidya earns you money.
Just let time pass, bro.

>>20766
First Pit 150, then next stop Mars.

>>20768
Both pay2win to be honest.

>>20772
That's why I'm only watching Let's Plays for both of them.

>>20690
Ha! Now you have outed yourself as a phony.
Everybody knows that you get a ZVAB only from a DEKRA/TÜV training.
I bet you don't even procrastinate.

I was given a beautiful copy of the Al-Quran in recognition for my efforts in calligraphy. The Chinese never gave me anything. Time to come to water and be relax.

>>20691
I admit it, I am a mere hobbyist. And I stopped practicing. I just can't find the time for procrastination anymore.

>>20693
Mashallah brother
I just can't find my mohammed(pbuh) spurdo anymore

>>20486
Like you didn't actively provoke that answer by insinuating that your preferred definition of rape is dude-bro-like narrow. You are an ebin shitlord.

>>20493
>your preferred definition of rape
Okay. So by what definition does the Sopranos have rape?
Give me an example then.

>>20494
Not him but i think at some point that female doctor was raped

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>>20312
Due to regular old Ernst fail there was a mixup concerning the start of the stream.
It will start one hour earlier, at 19:30 UTC.
I apologize for the mixup and will pray a bunch of hail marys to make up for it.
Tits for grabbing your attention

Since the last stream was a failure do to technical difficulties, i will try again.
Instead of regular movies i fill the poll with documentaries. Maybe they allow for more conversation (which sadly only happened on /b/).

In the poll:

The Barkley Marathons - The Race That Eats Its Young (US, 2014)
A documentary about a "Marathon" in the wild which goes on for over 2 days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79IUKC9gS-8


My Best Fiend (DE, 1999)
A documentary by Werner Herzog about his relationship to Klaus Kinski.
It's well made but probably not that interesting if you have no idea who Werner Herzog or Klaus Kinski are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lae8FewbnuU

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>>20355
>Carts Of Darkness
I watched it like 7 years ago, if I recall correctly because it was recommended by someone on EC.

>>20401
I saw it a few months ago and can recommend it as well. Just like all the other docs in the poll.

t. >>20401

Don't be shy, Ernst!

This could be you :3

The Ernst Alliance will soon be opened. It's never too late to join!

>>20395
>It's never too late to join!
Never had the makings of a salesman.

>>20242
If you're that shy about your benis we can go for a swim in a frozen lake before. Then there's absolutely no chance of me seeing it x--------DDD

Can't relate with the shocking part. Good luck with the gf and dog bless.

>>20240
>It seems like you didn't even read my incredibly short post before replying and dragged in a bunch of unrelated bullshit to bicker about.
It's just banter mate :-DDDDDDDDDDDD - but funny that you reacted to that post like a german would.

But seriously, it sounds like you had different expectations to what top should be than basically everyone else, especially concerning the Ukraine thread, which could have never been expected to be anything but a trashcan thread.
I mean, I would welcome stricter moderation, especially with regards to actual shitposting, but it's a discussion I have already had with mods in the past. But I also understand that banning the schizo is a fruitless endeavour because he's of that special (as in special ed) kind that he will actually get another IP to continue his retardation, and that is something that can only be resolved by real life violence.
Although I think more important than banning the schizo would be banning the people actually interacting with him and especially the one german larping in that fashion.

In general, mods are too nice, and that's a factor in what killed xyz.

Last, however, your whole post seeps with butthurt and you seem rather thin-skinned right now, which has never been my impression of you before. I will not assume things about your private life, but this is "just" an imageboard, there's no reason to let it get to you like that.
And "not making threads because shit" is an excuse I won't accept on EC. This is not the 4channel where a good thread will get drowned out immediately by an ocean of shit, but as someone mentioned in the other thread, Ernst interests are very narrow, so it's not necessarily a good place to talk about certain topics. But how can you know if you never try? But I understand your sentiment.

>>20242
>Speaking of, interesting cultural dialectics with gf
Is she Finnish?

>>20319
Polish. At least she's naturally a Russorealist.

>>20162
Thank God I'm not fr*nch

>>20156
I've worked in food plants. Food safety is mostly kabuki. When bad shit happens, someone is blamed and fired, but chances are they just did what everyone else also does all the time, and if anyone took the time to do it right, they'd be fired for wasting time.

The workers might not actively snip boogers into the food (allthough some might), but be assured that if dough is spilled on the floor, it gets shoveled back into the machine. And the floor is not as clean as it is supposed to be, because that double-door-room is used as a junk room and people do carry dirt from the street inside.

>>20228
I’m not either, at least I hope

>>20229
>but be assured

Yes, the food industry and food service industry does not work to regulatory's satisfaction. My expectation, though, is that the process of canning food is already quite automated and leaves less chances for workers to do something dirty. Other than that, we live in a quite intoxicating environment anyhow.