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 No.21043 [Reply]

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Dream Thread continued.
Last one: >>899
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 No.24127

In dream I was in Germany. It was already an evening and I haven't yet booked a place in hotel or hostel. I planned to rent a room in old lady's apartment.
Then I realized that I only have 150 euros worth of money with me, not even exchanged into euros.
Somehow I still bought a doner and juice for dinner. Then I needed to dispose the litter properly in separate waste collection or otherwise Germans will snitch on me and I will be fined. I postponed this difficult puzzle and just walked with garbage in my hands.

 No.24129

>>24127
You can tell that this was a dream because you could afford a doner with a mere 150 euros. That's sooo 2010, today a doner is more of a status symbol than actual food, they dont call it the Ferrari of fast food for nothing.

 No.24262

At a Wild West themed sort of restaurant consisting of wooden buildings, I turned around a corner looking for the toilet, but (after pulling back a curtain?) there was none, only a niche or bench for coats etc.
But a bit further I noticed some kind of door leading to the toilet. This door and the wall around it were a loose construct of wooden boards with gaps between them, allowing me to see from my side of the door that behind it were steep stairs or a ladder leading up to the roof. The way up looked a bit too narrow, so at least for the last part, instead of trying to squeeze myself through it, I scaled its outside instead, thinking how preposterous it is to make one's guests climb onto the roof to access the toilet.
Woke up and went to the toilet.

I remember at least one older dream where I was a stranger navigating a dark basement with an empty (?) and unappealing hall with many toilets (and showers?), wondering which toilet would likely be one of the less disgusting for me to use while not giving my presence away to any others who might enter the hall.

 No.24308

Had a very realistic and fleshed out dream about meeting an old friend who always was a self-assured renegade kind of guy. We decided to book a kind of tour through some old underground city or train system ruins, think of it lots of huge tunnels. You could go there by car. We were explicity warned that leaving the car and entering the side corridors could be very dangerous. Of course when we were there, my friend insisted on leaving the car and entering a side tunnel to check it out. I followed a few steps but then went back. Next thing I remember was a rescue team telling me than my friend has been gravely injured and is fighting for his life, and a little later they told me that he died, and everybody blamed me because I didn't do anything to stop him. That annoyed me, because not only was I sad, too, but I hate when other people act reckless, and if it goes wrong everyone's like
>noooo why didn't you do anything
Made sense that it was that particular old friend in the dream, because he'd be exactly the guy who wouldn't have listened to me anyway. Damn, why can't I have a dream where everyone instead goes like:
>well he had it coming, but wow you're still alive, you are so good at decision making, let's have segs
Is that really too much to ask? Probably yes.



 No.18298 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Old thread Systemkontra'd >>4573

Insert coin to play post.
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 No.24272

>>24269
Who cares, do what you want. If you have the money and want to spend it, why not?

 No.24274

>>24272
Not especially. I mostly bought it from the dopamine hit from purchasing

 No.24277

>>24274
Well that's silly

 No.24307




 No.6767 [Reply]

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since >>6754 suggested, ima start a thread.
which will prolly not get accepted/used a lot

Ernst didn't sleep last night and now is tired as fuck. Ernst has problems with sleeping since his teens. a lot of Ernst's problems started in his teens.

Ernst was very paranoid at that time and a lot into conspiracy theories. Ernst feared the emergence of a surveillance state.
Today Ernst isn't paranoid anymore, but suffers from PTSD because of it, which gets triggered every time he sees someone using his or her smart phone. Ernst doesn't trust in others reading the terms of services of commercial application and is aware that a lot of those commercial application demand unconditional access of the microphone and other things in their terms of services for targeted advertising, user experience and such.
A lot of people do not care about that, but Ernst did and still does to some extend. But Ernst can't just go to some stranger and say
> could you please stop using your phone around me, because i do not trust in your ability to read terms of services and make an informed decision based on what you have read.
these "strangers" include Ernst family. Although Ernst already told them how he feels about it, they seem to prefer the comfortability of use over Ernst feelings.

Ernst is aware that the amount of data collected today is way beyond the scope of human-based-supervision, so that it is very unlikely that any of the data is actually looked at by a person.

Ernst also thinks a lot about world politics, human potential, philosophy, how a "just" world could look like, how to define "just" and so on.
Ernst basically is a little autist, who thinks he might be able to "save the world". But Ernst isn't even sure if the world needs saving... and even if, who or what gives Ernst the right to decide how to define what a "saved world" is?
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 No.24064

>>24057
>>24057
>>24057
I'm not part of the skilled workforce AKA IT folks.

 No.24068 KONTRA

>>24064
If you consider your current conditions make you unable to hope, planning to migrate may do so. And thus make life a little bit easier to bear. Godspeed Ernest

 No.24084

>>24068
Lol yeah he could move to Portugal to clean toilets for American expats.

 No.24303

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>>24057
>>24068
I fear that I must become a villain if I want have a good life in Brazil.
Immigration only work for the young ones, but for a 38yo like me and with heaps of health issues like me... I think only Canada is game for me since they have that MAID (HUE...).
I fear other humans and I fear that immigration could make me even more scared of people if I move to a country like Portugal, Switzerland, Germany, Austria... but cities like Paris, NYC, London seems to be good for people that want become invisible.

I have fourteen hours until my shift and I need sleep.

Bye.



 No.23957 [Reply]

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>be frens with dude from south germany
>recently we had a plenty of personal conversations and sexting when both horny
>he mentioned he doesn't want to get closer than this cause he has a bad experience
>sent a pic of him and his friend half naked doing haircut to eachother on his balcony, knowing i have a soft spot for german men

should i be concerned? maybe i think too much and he's just being comfortable to sent pics like that, do friends really do so?
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 No.23991

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>>23989
Did your balls touch? It's only gay when the balls touch!

 No.24218

>>23961
ywnbaw

 No.24279

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This thread is horrible, I don't know why but I always considered Ernst posters to be very aggressively burgers and hostile so I never posted here frequently. But this thread is so bad that I'm thinking that my post style might not be the absolute worst after all. It might be very bad, yes, but this thread is worse than anything I could ever post. Ernst assburgers is different assburgers, doesn't really feel like I have the correct type of assburgers to be posting here, but this thread lowered the bar pretty far down. You can now consider me to be a member of the Ernstchan official assburger club after this thread.

 No.24284

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>>24279
>I don't know why but I always considered Ernst posters to be very aggressively burgers and hostile
You're not wrong. It's mostly overzealous housekeeping though, most Ernsts turn out to be cute little Ernas after you got to know them better.



 No.24039 [Reply]

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This thread is for posting random niche internet sites/blogs/youtube channels, etc. You should try to post sites that you've actually followed and used for some time.

gwern.net:
"The content here varies from statistics to psychology to self-experiments/Quantified Self to philosophy to poetry to programming to anime to investigations of online drug markets or leaked movie scripts (or two topics at once: anime & statistics or anime & criticism or heck anime & statistics & criticism!).
...
I am a freelance American writer & researcher. (To make ends meet, I have a Patreon, benefit from Bitcoin appreciation thanks to some old coins, and live frugally.) I have worked for, published in, or consulted for: Wired (2015), MIRI/SIAI2 (2012–20131, CFAR (20121, GiveWell (2017), the FBI (2016), Cool Tools (20131, Quantimodo (20131, New World Encyclopedia (20061, Bitcoin Weekly (20111, Mobify⁠ (2013–2014), Bellroy (2013–2014), Dominic Frisby (2014), and private clients (2009-); everything on Gwern.net should be considered my own viewpoint or writing unless otherwise specified by a representative or publication. I am currently not accepting new commissions."

Website is very neat.


https://prettyboytellem.com/:
Author of now long defunct imageboard specifically local to a North Carolina State University.

https://www.youtube.com/@FebrithDarkstar/videos:
Skyrim housing mods reviews by a 40 year old British cat lady
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 No.24043

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https://mashpoe.com/4d-miner :
4 dimensional minecraft. For real. It uses a cross sections where you can modify the x, z, and w axes (the game only allows you to do horizontal rotations) to view different cross sections. Blocks are 4-dimensional hypercubes. mobs and liquids can go through walls because the walls don't exist in a different cross section - like you would be able to "move out" of 2D plane onto another plane in the third dimension
Extremely cool. Cool liquid simulation and voxel based avatars that you can see the organs of (even though the avatars in 3D are not transparent) due to the nature of 4D space.
This is not a mod but a game built from the ground up using a custom engine.

 No.24220

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https://insearchofbasho.com/hello

A one-year weekly comic-strip haiku following a mouse who learns that he is dying. Completed in 2018. Contains a guest-blog with posts on the subject of death. Quality there varies.



 No.23868 [Reply]

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Share your work, offer critique, ask questions and dicuss related topics.

FAQ:
Will my art be scraped by AI bots?
Absolutely.

Do I surrender my legal reproduction rights by posting?
I don't know. Maybe.

I just picked up a pencil yesterday. Is my art good enough to post ITT?
Yes.
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 No.24071

>>24070
>extracted it from an existing shoop
Third generation art, very nice.

 No.24072

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 No.24074 KONTRA

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>>24072
Nice work, saved!

 No.24080

>>24072
Noice, looks like me IRL :3

Saved!



 No.24012 [Reply]

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It's 4 months until the first Sunday after the Radio birthday, time for the Ernstalbum-Thread, the fifth of its kind. After an untitled album, Jumping the Shark, Top of the Tops and Obso1337, the name of album 5 will be "Can I Borrow A Post?". The inspiration source should be obvious, furthermore it is a nod to the low posting frequency on EC, and the discussions about that topic. Additionally, the V in Van Wurfen is low key also the V for the number 5. Remember it, in V years you can larp as oldfag with that epic knowledge.

Like every year, 8 songs are the minimum. If we can't reach that, Ernstalbum will be canceled and everyone can do whatever they want with their songs, or we save them for next year. If you finished a song, please send it per mail to ernstiwan at protonmail ch. You can also post them ITT, but that would spoil the surprise for the festival. Ideally, you send the song per mail, and drop a post that you finished a song, so everyone else sees that something is habbening and has a rough idea about how many songs we have. Last year there were some comments about how important Ernst considers Ernstalbum to be, and that Ernst has many ideas for new songs. We'll see...

You can deliver whatever you want, as long as it roughly qualifies as "song", and shows some effort of your own. If you submit a fully AI-generated song, it might get rejected. Poor quality and horrible singing however are no hindrances, but requirements.


 No.23236 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Poe edition

Old thread >>22649
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 No.23999

We are 100% headed first for Parable of the Sower and then The Road. There's nothing that can be done to stop it at this point. Most millennials and younger generations won't get the opportunity to die of old age.

 No.24004 KONTRA

Had an okay-ish day yesterday. Got some work done and I also finally managed to go running. I think it really did change something because I'm insanely talkative and my thoughts are racing.
Did fuck up my knee though. It was all fine right until the final 5 minutes I cranked up the speed to maximum and it all went to hell the next morning.
I mean I guess it only really hurts when I go down stairs. Got some tape on it and I will skip running on Friday and try not straining it while in the city.

>>23998
I approached it as primarily as a historical term of a group of people from Northern Germany moving to the British Isles.

 No.24007

If you think about it, might makes right has never not been true. In fact, it's been one of THE basic principles of humanity ever since, and no matter what you are doing, you will ALWAYS lose against someone with more power.

 No.24009

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Took the day off of work. I have accrued a lot of paid time off. Why not use some?

>>24004
Everone who runs gets injured. But we do it anyway. Endorphins are a hell of a drug.

Best song on the Twin Peaks OST:
Julee Cruise - Falling (Twin Peaks Soundtrack)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIUeZ4OqLXU



 No.17093 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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or on the historical character of the english bourgeoisie
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 No.23909

> Let's look at the history of post-war Albania. In 1944, the communists came to power there. At first, Albania became a satellite of Yugoslavia, and there was talk of joining the SFRY as another federal republic. However, in 1948, local leader Enver Hoxha did a political somersault and reoriented himself toward the USSR, declaring his former overlord enemy No. 1.
> In general, this is normal. In the early 60s, Albania, however, declared the Soviet Union the flagship of revisionism, broke off diplomatic relations with Moscow and became a Chinese puppet. Okay. This is already exotic, but still possible. But in 1978, a "Chinese conspiracy" was uncovered in Albania, relations with Beijing were reduced to zero, and in 1981, right at the plenum of the Central Committee, the second person in the party, Mehmet Shehu, committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head, and he was declared an American-Soviet-Chinese spy.

The hoxhism was unusual even compared to other socialist regimes:
> 1) The only country in the world where practicing any religion is officially prohibited
> 2) On a tiny territory, 700,000 bunkers with machine gun nests were built (one for EVERY FAMILY). The bunkers covered the whole of Albania, from each one you could see several neighboring ones, often they were connected by underground passages.
> 3) Around EVERY HOUSE in the countryside, long poles were installed for impaling paratroopers.
> 4) Albania for two decades was the only satellite of Maoist China (while being located in Europe and bordering Yugoslavia, Greece and, across the sea, Italy).

Photos of bunkers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania

 No.23911

>>23909
Hoxhaists were a significant political force between '74 and '76. Out of all the countries to look to, a not insignificant amount of people looked to Albania.

 No.23912 KONTRA

>>23911
*in Portugal

 No.23913

>>23911
It's not a phase, mom!



 No.21145 [Reply]

Suffering is unimaginable. What is prostitution like in your cunt tree? In mine it's horribly illegal except in Nevada for I'm sure bullshit evil reasons. But strip clubs are everywhere as well as sex shops.
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 No.23824 KONTRA

Just noticed during the whataboutism discussion, that if you take out the "bo", we could combine German autism and whataboutism to coin the term "German whatautism".

 No.23826 KONTRA

>>23824
What about :-) Gertismus, GERtismus, GERtism, Gerdtismus, Gerd-tism, Gerdtism?

 No.23827 KONTRA

>>23826
I like gertism, sounds crisp, but it feels like the "what" and the "autism"-part have been lost on the way. Maybe we can take gertism for something else?

 No.23876

I*t should be illegal, fatistan

Holy Christ it's been so long since I been back to me own cultire. I forgot how hard I jated all the othjer fucking USA Americans.God I hate you all. No idgaf whonyall voted for. You're all dumb cunts words couldnt evene describe what I justseen in walmart over the fucking pandmeic, holy christ.

sorry i took today off an am hella drunk si fuck word eduting



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