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Exercise / Fitness / Weight Loss Ernst 30.07.24 15:38:05 No.18732 [Reply]

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Did you Do It™?
Post your boastings here.

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Ernst 07.04.25 20:46:49 No.23332

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Ernst now has a pullup bar. Together with his dumbbells, he can now put together a solid workout. Dumbbell deadlifts are awesome, no bully! No heavy weights available, so no beast mode activation for Ernst, but it's enough to stay in shape. Sure beats being untrained by a mile.

>>23319
>since I stopped binge eating ultraprocessed trash masquerading as food.
Cool. I think that's one of the best things you can do for yourself, even when it's not about exercise benefits.

Ernst 08.04.25 17:58:38 No.23344

>>22856
I'm running three times a week, between 8 and 12km excluding long runs (>15k for me), and it's a pretty recurring feeling, especially if I run in the evening, where I have less energy, the heada full of what happened during the day, and a non-empty stomach.

There are moments when I really HATE it and even speed up the pace to get home faster. Sometime straight up shouting things like "it really piss me up" if nobody is around.

I just try to be mindful of my feelings and generally feel at least contempt to get outside with the birds, the sun and life bubbling around. I don't have time to think, be bored and worried about my knee during speed work, just to feel like shit, so that's an option too aside taking a week break.

I'm supposed to run a marathon in a few months. I failed to run 30km a few weeks ago. I don't feel ready but I want to try, even if it takes me 5h.

Ernst 10.04.25 20:45:00 No.23390

>>23344
>it really piss me up" if nobody is around.
I used to yell at myself. 'go on, you lazy dog.' The worst thing is when you find out that someone was around and spaghetti is dropped.

Ernst 11.04.25 07:41:43 No.23400

>>23332
I've started using mine again. Still can't do more than 3, but I am also pretty heavy as it seems; I have calluses on my fingers like I had when I first took up lifting and had a shitty grip for deadlifts. In fact it hurts when I start hanging from that thing.

Ernst 07.04.25 17:43:14 No.23330 [Reply]

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As much as I like commiecat OC, I'm still not sure what to do with the "eaten by commiecat" pic. No idea what it's supposed to appeal to.

Can ernst think of something?

Today Ernst 27.02.25 23:54:27 No.22649 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>>22028

I congratulate the winner who won that race in the last moments of the old thread. Here's to you, Ernst!

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Ernst 01.04.25 23:41:14 No.23231

>>23229
I woke up at 12pm and it's nearly 8pm now. I wasted nearly the entire day.

Ernst 02.04.25 05:24:26 No.23233

>>23225
> Fremdgänger
You can write that on an MB Sprinter, 7m version. But on a normal car, you would need to make do with Frmdgng., otherwise, you wouldn't be able to fit the broken heart.

Ernst 02.04.25 06:48:19 No.23234

>>23228
Berlin or Hamburg?

>>23233
If you don't apply the paint with a fire hose, you could easily fit "Fremdgänger" even on a Smart, if you're smart (heehee) about it, and then the broken heart underneath, or on the hood.
Also, when vandalizing cars, the windows are free, too.

t. car vandalizing pro

Ernst 02.04.25 11:12:23 No.23239

>>23229
>How do you have the discipline/self-control necessary to task switch from work to playing videogames/relaxing/internet surfing?
Easiest way to stop one task is to start another. Regardless of how focused or into it you feel, if you are physically in the act of working/playing/sufing your mind should follow. Easier said than done. I know.

Jokes thread Ernst 16.08.23 22:33:37 No.6275 [Reply]

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I accidentally deleted previous thread (see /meta/).

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Ernst 17.03.25 23:02:31 No.22953 KONTRA

>>22950
Read the joke, it does not makes Sense when reading it tbh because it's
>I said:"jeez ..." (2x)

You cannot convey any echo this way but simple wrote up something that contradicts itself logically. It's not a good joke that written like that.

Ernst 18.03.25 20:54:57 No.22964

>>22953
You're one ugly motherfucker

Ernst 31.03.25 14:34:58 No.23206

A man goes to a fortune teller, they tell the man that in about 18 years, his heart will get broken.

Hearing this forecast left the man very sad.
To cheer himself up, he got himself a kitten right away.

Ernst 31.03.25 14:44:18 No.23207

>>23206
I chuckled.
Plot twist: He called the kitten Pluto.

Tiktok thread Ernst 28.01.24 05:53:43 No.12871 [Reply]

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Burning our brain cells, destroying our attention span.
YouTube shorts are welcome as well

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Ernst 25.10.24 01:28:59 No.20263

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Ernst 25.10.24 09:07:39 No.20264

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Ernst 13.11.24 13:34:23 No.20543

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2RBwUUzZD-A
Great channel

Ernst 30.03.25 14:10:57 No.23196

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Computers Ernst 15.02.23 17:42:13 No.15 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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I bought a new (used) ThinkPad which came with Windows 11 pre-installed.
I never had a problem with Windows but i played with the idea to go full Linux on this ThinkPad.

What are some good distros these days for people that don't want to fix stuff all the time?

Also: Computers general

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Ernst 10.03.25 18:05:02 No.22785

>>22783
You know that he is right. Everything JavaScript everywhere.

Also, be more grateful to the mammoths and dinosaurs. As long as they are alive and can be enticed to come out of the woods to fix shit, the world keeps running.

Ernst 11.03.25 08:10:17 No.22807

>>22785
Javascript won't be used outside of ghetto of Frontend development. Python will be default interpreted language, and Rust - default low-level language.

Ernst 14.03.25 16:53:21 No.22898

>>22807
Why do we have server-side Javascript? It's because Javascript is universal now. Will there even be any low-level development? Probably not. The only thing that needs to be developed on a low level is Operating systems, but we only use those to run browsers that run JavaScript. Built JavaScript directly in the OS and no one needs to do any low-level development again, ever.

Ernst 14.03.25 18:25:31 No.22899

>>22898
> Built JavaScript directly in the OS
Think bigger. You can build JS directly in hardware:
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/50966676/why-do-arm-chips-have-an-instruction-with-javascript-in-the-name-fjcvtzs

Linguistics thread Ernst 19.02.23 22:54:04 No.234 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Avis, jasmin varnā na ā ast, dadarka akvams, tam, vāgham garum vaghantam, tam, bhāram magham, tam, manum āku bharantam. Avis akvabhjams ā vavakat: kard aghnutai mai vidanti manum akvams agantam. Akvāsas ā vavakant: krudhi avai, kard aghnutai vividvant-svas: manus patis varnām avisāms karnauti svabhjam gharmam vastram avibhjams ka varnā na asti. Tat kukruvants avis agram ā bhugat.

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Ernst 13.03.25 21:47:23 No.22883

>>22868
>I don’t pronounce dates in my mind.
what the fuck

Ernst 14.03.25 04:58:10 No.22891

>>22859
I pronounced the year in English. When reading Swedish I still read numbers and dates in English, but I am trying to better myself.

Ernst 14.03.25 05:45:44 No.22892

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Who even decided that it's "Dohsch" for Dogecoin and the like?
Now with Melon running rampant this needle under my fingernail flares up more often again and with his department it makes even less sense, as it is an acronym where you want to speak each letter anyway.
From when I first heard about Dogecoin until many years later when I saw some shitty TikTok about it, I had the impression that it was spoken Doge, just like again or dog which serves as the base.
With the coin referencing Shiba Inus it makes even less sense, as first Shiba Inu isn't written "Giba Inu" and secondly, katakanaization of dog would be doggu, not dosho.

It's not easy to prevail as superior cat person in a world inhabited by 50% irrational dog people.

Ernst 14.03.25 07:43:34 No.22893

>>22892
Americans are retarded, in other news: Ernsts are assburgers.

Wisdom for Suckers Ernst 25.11.23 19:43:33 No.10562 [Reply]

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Don't be mad it ended. Be mad how it ended.

An Euro spent is an Euro lost.

God is dead, but it wasn't me.

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Ernst 03.03.25 17:49:21 No.22696

>>22695
Now that's small

Ernst 06.03.25 01:23:46 No.22745

If every other car on the road is driving too fast, you're driving too slow.

Ernst 06.03.25 08:36:07 No.22747

If everyone agrees with your proposal, it might not be worth doing it.

Ernst 08.03.25 21:31:45 No.22764

A sunset always comes before the sunrise.

Radio Ernstiwan - TOP-edition Ernst 16.02.23 10:07:21 No.19 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. The server stays the same, but is now reachable at:

radio.ernstchan.top

It is recommended to switch to this address for both listening and streaming, though the old xyz-domain is still supported from our side. But given what happened on the old chan we can't guarantee that the xyz-address will be kept available for us. Also all technical/festival announcements by radio staff will be made here from now on.

Everything else stays the same: The public stream can be used by everyone (see pic 4 for details), but if you stream regularly, an own account is recommended, write a mail to ernstiwan at protonmail.ch to get one. Include your desired user name and ideally (though optional) an avatar picture for the radio stats page. Reliable and production proven streaming software is butt: https://sourceforge.net/projects/butt/ (lightweight and easy to use, but lacks some features like updating artist/title) and mixxx: https://mixxx.org/ (can do it all, but setup is more complicated).

Also please remember that the radio recently switched from port 8000 to Port 80 (no SSL/TLS) and 443 (SSL/TLS mandatory).

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Ernst 02.03.25 18:04:29 No.22686

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Can you post the playlist?

Ernst 02.03.25 20:04:22 No.22688

>>22686
Sorry, only seen it now. Here it is:

The Inquisition
Everlast - Black Jesus
Geto Boys - Still
Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy
The Frontalittle Squad - The Frontalittle Squad Highly Recommends Penny Arcade
Bedlam Rock Pavement - Make Your Next Move
Ill Engineer - Chronically Ill
MC Hawking - Rock Out With Your Hawk Out
MC Wreckshin - Kung-Fu Is My Mom
Monzy - Kill Dash Nine
Nursehella - Nursehellamentary
Ultraklystron - Five To Nine
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Ernst 02.03.25 20:14:43 No.22689

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>>22688

Ernst 06.03.25 22:29:16 No.22755

Impromptu stream: Mexican Witchcraft - Pocho Aztlan

Today Ernst 26.01.25 19:03:34 No.22028 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>>21399

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Ernst 27.02.25 23:52:40 No.22648

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Ernst 01.03.25 01:02:02 No.22664

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/int/ - >>21399 Ernst 12.03.25 16:25:57 No.22846

Excellent blog here! Also your site so much up very fast! What web host are you
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